More Economy Stuff.....

I really don't want to spend my blog time writing about stuff that every columnist is writing about...such as this hellish economic crisis we're in. But I'm just gonna chime in briefly about a commercial I saw endorsing Michael Bloomberg's plan for New York City.

I'll admit I tune out a bit when it comes to political advertisements, and by "tune out" I mean I go stick my head in the broiler until it's over, but I did catch something toward the end of this commercial which just illustrates once more (not that we need further evidence) how absolutely full of crap politicians are. Towards the end they put some text up and along with narration, it stated "....will create or save 400,000 jobs!"

This was fascinating to me and so I immediately stopped to ponder the statement I just heard....
And in conclusion I established the following critical thought........Wait, you mean to tell me that this economic plan will either save or create 400,000 jobs?
Let me make sure I understand this effect.....your plan will either create 400,000 jobs, or it will do fucking nothing!! So what you're saying is that either "x" number of jobs will be created, or your plan will have no affect whatsoever.

Man that is solid! Thank you Bloomberg. Glad you're not creating a plan that will lose 400,000 jobs. That's like saying, "hey, here's what I'm thinking, either we meet up tonight for a bite to eat....or we just eat seperately."

Why even mention eating separately as an option? If you don't meet up for a bite, if follows logically that you will eat separately...so just don't mention the neutral effect, no one gives a damn about that.