AL GORE SEX SCANDAL

I'm reading up on this alleged sex scandal that has Al Gore in the spotlight. I don't know if it's true or not, but I'm gonna guess it's not and my reasons are not for a lack of evidence; but rather....it's Al Gore!

I'm not saying the man is ugly, but he's hardly charismatic and charming when he speaks. If he did it at all, it might have been simply because Clinton did it back in the day and Gore probably knew about it, so he wanted to have his own fling. You only hope this "massage therapist" was hotter than Monica Lewinsky.

I just can't see the guy having an affair. How would he even entice a woman? And even if he did, would all the dirty talk be about how he invented the internet and how he should have won in 2000! Very arousing stuff.

Politicians are powerful people so I guess I wouldn't be entirely surprised if the affair was true. I'm just having a hard time picturing Al Gore naked with a woman; which, I guess, is a good thing. If that thought came to my mind easily and repetitively, I'd have to kill myself. I can however, easily picture him ironing a shirt in his boxers with a cigarette and asking his wife if he should put creases in the sleeves or not. And then spilling his coffee on his crotch.

That is the Al Gore in my head. Not a sex maniac.